Shelf Life

WIP - The Bridge of Coming Doom

2011-12-21T16:03:00.000-08:00

Still working on the next installment of One Gum Drop to Rule Them All. (Trying to decide if Pez dispensers will make a useful substitute for Candlyland figures.) Regardless, there will be both a dominatrix and a death. Stay tuned.
A little tease:

Occupy This

2011-11-21T23:42:00.000-08:00

A Meme is Terrible Thing to Waste

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Into the Mines of Moria!

2011-09-04T11:00:00.000-07:00

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And the Gumdrop of Power Has a Will of Its Own

2011-08-22T18:44:00.000-07:00

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Damned Fluorescent Lighting

2011-07-07T11:41:00.000-07:00

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Pass the Chocolate Covered Potato Chips

2011-06-29T12:36:00.000-07:00

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Barbierian Adjusts to Life in the Justice Co-Op

2011-06-19T10:20:00.000-07:00

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1/6 Wonders

2010-12-02T16:19:00.000-08:00

It took a while for Rusty and the gang to find appropriate body parts to shepherd the new addition into the Justice Co-Op but finally the day arrived.

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The Bride To Be

2010-07-05T11:57:00.000-07:00

Oh the humanity - the new dog's a chewer. But before anyone panics — her victim isn't part of the Justice Co-op. She's part of the Cannon Fodder Red-Shirt Barbie Brigade. But she's about to get an upgrade. It's time to bust out the Bionicle bits.

(With apologies to Mary Shelley and a middle finger to anti-marriage Prop 8 morons.)

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I know, I know

2010-06-30T21:49:00.000-07:00

The update is waaaaay overdue. But I'm working on a Justice Co-op version of this video

Ho Ho Heroes

2009-12-24T08:11:00.000-08:00

Happy Holidays and a prize to be named later for the one who can identify the source material.

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Collectible Cards from the Justice Co-Op

2009-10-13T21:26:00.000-07:00

Hey kids, I knew it took wayyyyyy too long, but after union problems and unforeseen cost overruns the second Justice Co-Op Trading Card is ready to go. Be the first on your block to collect The Steampunk Monk.

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Beware of cheap knock offs — check for the holographic Justice Co-Op logo on back of card.

The Offer

2009-09-04T19:32:00.000-07:00

Last episode, Rusty was introduced to The Justice Co-Op and some of it's members. This week, Rusty finally gets a chance to learn about the "employment piece" of the Justice Co-Op.
[Thanks to Rockets for her most excellent tittie bar suggestion.]
If you missed any episodes, you can find them under, "Previous Adventures" on the right.

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Collectible Cards from the Justice Co-Op

2009-08-31T10:34:00.000-07:00

Hey kids, tell your mom and dad that you want to be the first on your block to collect Limited Edition Justice Co-Op Trading Cards. Free Radical is hot off the presses.

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Beware of cheap knock offs — check for the holographic Justice Co-Op logo on back of card.

(Finest of print - making it clear this is not a real product)

Mix it Up

2009-08-27T11:33:00.001-07:00

Last week Rusty met the mysterious woman behind the mysterious invitation. At the meeting she learned that the woman knows that she is The Gray Shade. "Big Red" invited Rusty to meet some members of the Justice Co-Op. She is about to do just that. If you missed any past episodes you can find them in the side bar under Previous Adventures.

Note about the art this week. I didn't like the way the images looked when I cartoonized them so we're going au naturale this week. I kind of like it better since it's easier to see detail. (Detail as in, Free Radical's cleavage.) What do you think?

Note 2: Thanks Rocket for helping me come up with the name for one of Rusty's new friends.

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The Interview

2009-08-20T00:07:00.001-07:00

Rusty's meeting does not go as expected. Truth be told, she had no idea what to expect, but this wasn't anywhere in the ball park of things she might have expected to expect

Stunned that the strange woman knows her secret identity, Rusty tries to bluff her way through.

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Nothing is Quite What it Seems

2009-08-13T10:33:00.000-07:00

When we last left Rusty she was lamenting her lack of "marketable skills" and had been handed an invitation? summons? to a meeting with persons unknown.

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I decided not to wait until I earned my Potemkin reference. I just grabbed it.

Times Are Tough All Over

2009-08-05T06:22:00.001-07:00

In this week's episode, Rusty (with a small shove from her girlfriend) decides to deal with the issue of supporting herself in the lousy economy. Along the way, she wonders which is the more infuriating issue — being an action-hero with a secret identity or a butch who wears ties.

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The Adventure Begins Anew

2009-07-29T06:53:00.000-07:00

As promised — The All New Adventures of Rusty Patti – Lesbian Action Hero. Forget everything you thought you knew — it's a whole new ballgame.
(I moved the originals to their own spac e.)

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